User:Mirage5000

Today's motto...

→ They think they're so clever, they think they're so right
But the truth is only known by guttersnipe

Nominate one today!

Userboxes

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user eats Swedish Fish. This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is -2 . This user is interested in beauty. This user is of Ukrainian ancestry. HO HO HO! This user believes in Santa Claus. This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up. This user prefers cold weather. This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! *_*This user loves manga. This user is a man-eating talking plant. This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair. This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.  This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff? This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

awesomeThis user is totally awesome! WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it. ? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is. ØThis user is a recluse. This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent. This user's got a case of the Mondays. en-us -NThis user is a native speaker of American English. This user considers themselves self-educated. This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. .....This user is a professional procrastinator. This user is a bibliophile. This user spends far too much time editing their user page. This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user is a cereal killer. This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user overuses userboxes. KubrickThis user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection. newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news. Cyrl-2 ДThis user has an intermediate understanding of the Cyrillic script. This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). ...This user would like to know all existing languages. This user is a Pirate. Arrr! This user is addicted to video games. BTThis user uses BitTornado. This user is nocturnal. This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised. c++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer. This user thinks time zones are evil. This user eats cheese. This user thinks sheep are cute.

BB This user is on a mission from God. This user is a recent changes patroller. …This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software. This user contributes using Firefox. This user is near sighted. Big Brother is watching this user. no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia. This user enjoys comics. This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter. This user enjoys bicycling. KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!. A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! This user loves pasta. This user loves userboxes.

To-do

Greatfully stolen from Kylu

• Welcome new users every day! Goal: 5 per day.
• Start or Edit an article! Goal: 1 per day.
• Grammar-check and Spell-check an article for obvious problems! Goal: 1 per day.
• Watch recent changes and remove obvious vandalism! Goal: 30 minutes per day.
• Try to remember to be nice to people on here. Debate solves problems, argument doesn't.

WikiProjects

Red Link Recovery

Articles of Interest(to me)

Alvin Rakoff