User:Spylass

My name is Spylass. I'm a queer information junkie who is studying art and philosophy in college. I like conspiracy theories, useless information, and being a creep who edits my college professors' wikipedia pages.

I am a robot who was designed to be a college student. I'm efficient like the machine that built me, and realistically will not survive in the real world once I graduate, unless I end up pursuing the fleshy void of academia.

I think life is meaningless. That is the only thing that makes it less daunting to be here (in this world). Being on Wikipedia is also daunting sometimes when I can't figure out how to make something work, or when an article I write gets voted on for "speedy deletion" because I didn't use proper citations. I hope to sharpen my Wikipedia skills with time.

I also edit pages on TvTropes because I'm addicted to fiction and virtual reality.

This loyal subject of the Cool Freak Empire loves Cool Freaks' Wikipedia Club and toast sandwiches.

This user is interested in philosophy.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.