User talk:87.254.71.19

My name is Alfred and I work at the Buckingham Palace and work for The Queen, sometimes I get Rewarded for my Good work. My Cat coughs up Hairballs all the time, his name is Frederic. I'm the most Cool guy in the world and I'm Allowed on Wikipedia all the time, the guys on Wikipedia really Like me so much, I'm their Best Friend. I'm Not Gay.

My favorite food is Pie because it tastes really Good, I like drinking Irn Bru and Cola, they are two good drinks indeed. I live in the UK and I live at a really swanky house indeed, my yard is a million miles long. I say hi to Everyone because I am Friendly and like Spaghetti in my mouth.

Did you know: U Can get square watermelons.

Oy Stop Messin' About[edit]

Stop p!ssing around on Willypedia because we'll batter you.

See this massive hand thing, it means you will be shot.

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